Douggie

Celebrated my Birthday last weekend with my closest friends. We had a pool/BBQ day (and of course it rained the entire time) fully loaded with food and yummy drinks. As I opened my gifts I secretly was most excited for the huge box sitting in the middle of the table. I felt like a little kid, had secretly shaken it earlier in the day. Seemed light. Definitely not a DirtDevil.

The huge box was from my closest girlfriends (there are seven of us total and we typical do a joint gift). At the first tear of the paper I knew what it was. Of course the big black writing on the side of the box that read, "15" WHITE DEER HEAD" kind of gave it away. I screamed. Then continued to try and stab the packing tape with a clear plastic fork. Someone got me some scissors.

When I finally pulled my beautiful Douggie (thats what we named him) out of the packaging... everyone kind of sat in silence. I don't think anyone at the party could understand why I was so excited to receive this barbaric, dead animal head. It's faux people! 

As you can tell, I am ecstatic about my new accessory, Douggie. He is my new inspiration to vamp up my bedroom. Isn't he cute?